Craig Shames: The Legend of the Yetti

1850-Himalyan Moutains-The first documentation of the Yetti. It was given this name by the locals and later would be known as the abominable snowman. The Himalayan moutain dwellers did not know what to think of it and it was best described as half man half ape.

1925-Asia- Footprints nearly double the size of a large mans footprint are found in the mud. They are looked at by forensics and do not match that of homo erectus, homo sapien, or that of any other member of the ape family.

1980- Canada- The first video documentation of the yetti is filmed. The pure size of the beast is beyond comprehension and physicists estimate that from the video that it is well over 8 feet tall. This video would change the myth of abominable snowman to reality.

1999-Baldwin Harbor, NY- The yetti once again is spotted, this time coming out of the pool at the residence of one Brian malfettone. The eyewitnesses described the beast as the hariest animal that they had ever seen in their lives. The first eyewitness who reported the beast said "At first I just thought it was some guy wearing his hearshaped sweater, but when I realized it was July I knew this couldn't be the case this is when I began to run. I didn't want to find out what the beast was capable of" When asked if it could have just been a man the other eyewitness said "Oh no, definitely not. This was far too hairy to be a human being. "

2005-Hicksville, NY- The yetti in its latest appearance was spotted pitching a softball game at Catiack Field in Hicksville, NY. Well the abominable snowman was previously thought to be only myth/tall tale/ old wives tale it is now confirmed. The reaction to this discovery by experts was pure shock. NYU forensic scientist Michael Schott said "In all the places the yetti has been spotted over the years, usually cold climates and mountainous conditions, we just never expected that true unveiling would come at a softball fieldin long island." Apparently the Yetti enjoys softball, is an avid Yankee Fan, and enjoys long walks on the beach. After capturing the beast they found out what many suspected all along, the hairy animal was a human being. His name, Craig Shames. They asked it about the heart shaped patch, he responded by saying "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" Perhaps just misunderstand, just a missing link who wants to play softball, the legend of the abominable snowman dies today but lives on in the heart and body hair of Craig Shames, the worlds hariest human being who will now take on the new name of Jewbacca.