Happy Birthday Craig

I would like to take this time to wish one of my best buds Craig Shames a Happy Birthday. I have decided to make a top ten list in his honor:

You Know You're Craig Shames if:
#10) You check the paper for job openings such as General Manager of a Professional Baseball Team
#9) You believe that every pitch you bounced in softball was just a bad call and the ump is hatin on you
#8) You think driving your car is a video game and yell "weeee" when going around a turn
#7) Regarding you and Natalie Portman, you believe its not a matter of if but when
#6) Your penis has the racial tolerance of the grandwizard of the KKK
#5) You believe the food pyrimad consists of bagged carrots, pretzels, and twizzlers.
#4) You have trained your dog to be exactly like you and hate every one
#3) You have a new best friend every day
#2) You are walking topless on the beach and people ask you why you are wearing a sweater
#1) Your take on alcohol and women are the same...."I've never had any"

-Hope you enjoyed this. In all seriousness Craig is a great guy.........................for me to poop on!! No but seriously, Craig is great.............................to throw rocks at!! Okay, okay I'll stop I love Craig....................as a backstop. No for real though he is the man and a great friend so happy birthday.